' Sperm Bank' Nurse: Well, gentlemen, go to work. Accortding to the school press, you had no problem at all locating the necessary equipment. They were unable to buy them because of a national sip-otter shortage.' Hell, that's funny, boys. Beavis: Where's the bratwurst? ' Sporting Goods' Coach Buzzcut: 'Please excuse Beavis and Butt-head from wearing althetic sip-otters. ' Eating Contest' Butt-head: They're gonna lose. ' Tornado' Beavis: Tornadoes are cool! They can drive matches through a 2x4! ' Cleaning House' ' Scratch 'n' Win' ' Scared Straight' Butt-head: Prison rules.

' Kidnapped' ' Naked Colony' Store clerk: Are you two gonna buy something or are you gonna stare all day? Butt-head: Uh, we're gonna stare all day.īutt-head: Uh Sunny Grove Nudist colo…cola…naked people. We are foreign extra-strange students.īutt-head: He was aiming at us. Old woman: What happened to my spectacles? Butt-head: Uh, your testicles? ' Incognito' Butt-head: I'm Bunghead and he's Crevasse. The keys are in the car, dude.īeavis: Ah! My liver! My liver! ' Couch-Fishing' Policeman: Oh no, not another elderly woman flying down the street. Butt-head: I mean dry it off by driving it. A new battery will cost two bucks at least.īutt-head: Whoa. Butt-head: Go for it, Beavis! Beavis: This is gonna be cool. Beavis: One thing about gym class…it sucks. Member of audience: You suck, get off! Butt-head: Uh, is that what she said?īeavis: You ever wonder why so much stuff sucks? Sometimes I look at one of these little straws, and I go, 'This sucks.' Butt-head: Huh huh, this is cool.

How do you keep a moron in suspense? …Uh…I dunno. Let's become one of those 'stand-up chameleons' and get a bunch of money.īutt-head: Here's another one.

Beavis: Yeah, me too! Let's go over to Stewart's house and burn something. 26 'A Very Special Christmas With Beavis and Butt-head'.

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